Write something inspired by a comedian.
“What are you doing?” The supermarket manager asked puzzled.
“Moving the tinned tomatoes to the fruit aisle.” Said the young man. Tapping his phone he searched the Internet. “Look,” he announced triumphantly and read results aloud.
“A fruit develops from the fertilized ovary of a flower. This means that tomatoes, squash, pumpkins, cucumbers, peppers, eggplants, corn kernels, and bean and pea pods are all fruits!”
“We learnt that in school.” He said proudly. The manager just stared at him.
“Don’t worry,” he smiled. “I should be able to sort the others as well before I go home for my tea.”