Write in the first-person point of view.
The sign says No Picnics in the Dunes, but who are they kidding, it’s open to the general public and as a tax paying citizen I have a right to do whatever I please here. The beach is free and I intend to use it any way I want. What do I care of eco systems, endangered wildlife or destroying the planet, by the time that happens I’ll be long gone and the problem will be in the hands of the brats that will inhabit this land next. None of this is my fault and so it’s not my problem.