The bra is a mystery to many a man
Try as they might they can
Never fathom the right way
To romantically unclip the padlock in hand
As she lays in his arms
He’ll fumble
Praying that this time he will not stumble
That the clips will yield
At the very first touch
And not prove too much
For his seductive endeavour
To woo her expertly
To seem so clever
And not have to concede to ask her for help
Knowing that she’ll nimbly succeed
With the flick of a finger
In well-practiced ease