Write about a piece of furniture.
The white room is immaculately sterile and hostile. Bleach assaults the nostrils of all who enter. The table is still wet from a well-known disinfectant spray reputed to kill 99% of all germs-dead, as if there is any other way to kill them. A misplaced newspaper has had the audacity to leak print where it touches the damp bits. The antibacterial element of the aforementioned spray is having none of that kind of nonsense and amidst fears of permanency the inverted words are wiped away cleanly with a crisp green paper towel.
Inspection completed to her satisfaction Matron moves on.